Play By Play Schedule

Thurs. - 8pm - U of Miami vs. FAMU (NCAAF)

Fri. - 7pm - BK vs. Menendez (HSF)

Sat. - 6:30pm - JU vs. Old Dominion (NCAAF)

Sun. - 7pm - Boston vs. TB (MLB)

The Jacksonville Hero

Weekdays at 5pm, Frank Frangie honors The Jacksonville Hero presented by The Jacksonville Bank. 

If you know someone that has done something extraordinary on the athletic field on any level, Click here to nominate them as The Jacksonville Hero. 

E.T.N.

Check out SFR every morning at 7:15 as they "Excuse the Nuisance."  Two of our morning trio square off debating the days biggest sports issues while the other sits as the judge & jury. 

Pick our Music!

We know we are Jacksonville's best sports station.  We want to play Jacksonville's best music too.  Even if we only play it 60 seconds at a time.   We want your help in picking the music that we play when we come back from commercials.  Just click here to put in your request.

I-10 EMERGENCY PLANE LANDING

You heard about it all morning on SFR.  Around 8 this morning a small aircraft was forced to make an emergency landing on I-10 Westbound outside of Jacksonville.  Special thanks to the Googans who called in with eyewitness reports and sent in photos like this one:

ZOMBIE INVASION

It's Friday The 13th.  Zombies are out there.  Professional zombie exterminator Don Myers joined SFR in-studio to tell you how best to avoid this menace. 

You can listen to Don's interview ON DEMAND right now. 

If you need Don's zombie extermination services give him a call at 1-888-WUZ-DEAD or visit his site 888WUZDEAD.COM

Here are a few shots from Don's visit to the studio in his full zombie camouflage.

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU

Finally!  SFR has long been waving the flag for cinematic masterpiece "Anchorman", but have been scoffed at by many.  Today, the scoffers can take a big suck pill.  The American Film Institue had named "Anchorman" the greatest movie of all-time.  Not the greatest comedy of all-time.  Not the greatest Will Ferrell movie of all-time.  THE GREATEST MOVIE OF  ALL-TIME.  PERIOD.  END OF STORY.

Don't believe us?  Check out the feature below and see for yourself.

DR. TENN OR MR. EVIL???

Either one works to describe the man directly behind the destrucion of the gulf coast, Mr. Tenn.

OCTOBEEF

Have you ever wondered what Beef would look like if he was pregnant with 8 kids?  Well, too bad.  Like a horrific, twisted version of that movie "Junior" with The Governator, it's Octobeef.  Beef says that if this did happen, he would have 8 boys so he could field a intramural hoops squad and there names would be Beef Jr., Dan, Jeff, Ron Burgundy, Optimus Prime, Michael Jordan, Darth Vader, and Beef III.  IF somehow one of them was a girl, he would name her Round Four Grace.  For those of you who think this is real, Beef is registered at Best Buy.  He would like the biggest tv you can afford...you know...for the kids.

THREE AT SEA

Jacksonville residents John Nevarez and Rebecca Sullivan who, along with John's brother Elias, survived over two days in the Atlantic after their boat capsized.  The two spent an hour with SFR to share their amazing story.

You can listen to the interview in our On Demand section.

Also, if you would like to help John with his mounting medical costs you can visit the 3AtSea page on Facebook by clicking here.  John promises that any gifts provided that exceed his medical costs will go directly to local charities.

WEEKEND AT AL'S

We've often speculated that Al Davis isn't calling the shots in Oakland anymore.  Some of us (like me) speculate that he's been dead for several years.  Below is a screen cap photo from ESPN's "Straight Out of L.A." documentary that I think proves me theory of a "Weekend at Bernie's" type conspiracy in Oakland.  View at your own risk.

URBAN'S RAGE

Was Urban Meyer out of line with his tirade at Orlando Sentinel reporter Jeremy Fowler?  You be the judge.

8.79???

Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world.  That isn't up for debate.  The question is "How fast is he?"

If this weekend at the Penn Relays is any indication the anwer is "really fast".

Bolt anchored the Jamaican 4x100 relay and ran his 100m leg in 8.79 seconds.

The time doesn't count for 100m records.  If it did, it would shatter Bolt's record of 9.58 set in August of 2009.

Here's the video:

WAKE UP KEITH!!!

He's a former NL MVP.  He's a five-time MLB All-Star.  He won 11 straight Gold Gloves at first base.  He was great on "Seinfeld".  Maybe even better in the "Just For Men" commercials with Walt "Clyde" Frazier.  Now, he's the Mets color commentator and he's asleep on the job.  Stay classy, Keith.

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ROBOTIGER

You've heard him on SFR, now feast your eyes on the machine who says what the man cannot.  This is RoboTiger!  His sexual appetite is just as great as the real Tiger Woods, but he fears no retribution from spouses or sponsors.  He was built with no shame or a brain-to-mouth filter.  RoboTiger is as raw as it gets and we love him for it.

ARE YOU READY FOR A "MAN CRUNCH"?

Here's the Super Bowl ad for gay dating service "Man Crunch" that CBS and the NFL won't be airing during Super Bowl XLIV.  At this rate Carhart Copenhagen is never going to find a match.

RUNAWAY LANE

A musical tribute to the biggest coward in the SEC Pac 10.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR

A pair of drunken British idiots found out the hard way that not every cross dresser is a sissy.  These morons thought it would be a good idea to run some smack at a couple guys in drag.  Unfotunately the guys in drag were cage fighters who were dressing up for a charity gala.  As you can imagine this did not end well for the drunks.  More on the story here.  Video goodness below.

FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION

We at SFR have been petitioning the administration at Bridgeport Middle School in West Virginia to put up some kind of monument or plaque in honor of Bridgeport's most famous alumn, SFR's Jeff Prosser.  Alas our cries fell on deaf ears in Bridgeport, but that didn't stop Mr. Tennessee from taking matters into his own hands.  Now we finally have a tribute worth of the name Jeff Prosser.

THE INCREDIBLE PROSS

Tuesday we had the story of Jeff's battle with 1010 XL's break room vending machine.  The machine is quite possibly the worst vending machine in the world.  It has these slotted dials that require not only exact change, but the correct denomination of coin.  Jeff (with a serious Pop Tart jones going) tried to use the machine's attatched dollar bill changer which wouldn't even receive his bill.  What happend next is the stuff of legend and Jeff Prosser became The Incredible Pross and went on a rampage of epic proportions leaving nothing but complete devastation in his wake.  Thankfully we were able to get a photo of Jeff in action.

HOLIDAY ROAD

Jeff makes his triumphant return from the family vacation.  Apparently they're making a movie.  I guess Hollywood really is out of ideas.

TIGER AND HIS EXTENDED FAMILY

Further proof for the haters (like Jeff) who don't buy it when Dan talks about his intimate relationship with Tiger Woods.

YES WE CAN!

We know the next Jacksonville mayoral election isn't until 2011, but we're taking this oportunity to throw Tony Boselli's hat in the ring.  Sure, there are hurdles.  Tony says he doesn't want to run for mayor.  He doesn't live in Duval County.  The job doesn't pay nearly enough for 71 to maintain his life of luxury.  No matter, Googans.  We at SFR say YES WE CAN!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH OR ONE IN THE SAME?

SFR needs to know the truth!  Is 2009 Players champion Henrik Stenson's caddie Fanny Sunesson Beef's long lost sister?  Were the separated at birth?  Or is there something more sinister going on here.  Could they be the same person?  Here is a photo of the two (?) parties in question and below is an artist's (I use that term loosely) rendition of what they would look like if they were the same person.  Help us solve this mystery.

LOOK AT THIS CLOWN

What are they smoking in Tennessee?  Is every coach up there a complete idiot?  Can Mr. Tennessee find someway to justify this idiotic behavior?  This and more on SFR!

THE MAN RULES

As heard on SFR this morning (all are #1 because they all are equally important):

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be..

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!

ONE WASTED LITTLE GATOR

 This is David feeling the effects of morphine for the first time in his young life.  He might not be a yuck mouth, but he's pretty close.

LAME KITTEN!

Dan gave him the name and now thanks to the awesome photoshop skills of The Computergan we have a face.  Behold, Lame Kitten.

THE HISTORICAL IMPACT OF TIM TEBOW

We knew it was pretty monumental when Tim Tebow announced his decision to return to Florida for his senior season.  What we could never imagine was just how far the impact of this decision reached.

PLEASE TAKE MY EYES.  I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE.

STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

EVIDENCE!!!

We've all heard the stories, but we've never been able to prove it.  Now, thanks to some carefully placed surveillance from The Computergan we finally have proof that Tony Boselli and Mark Brunell build forts out of couch cushions whenever they're together.

STAY CLASSY COACH RICHT



Is Mark Richt sending a not too subtle message to Urban Meyer after a Florida timeout late in the 4th quarter with the game well in hand?  The world may never know.

HE'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER



Our intrepid leader Jeff Prosser is back from doing whatever this picture suggests he was doing for two weeks.  Rumor has it this picture was snapped in the VIP room at Stud's Pub.  Draw your own conclusions.

FIRST THE HEISMAN, NOW THE HEISBABY?

DON'T MESS WITH AFRICAN BUFFALO

GOOGANS & PHOTOSHOP PART II

GOOGANS & PHOTOSHOP:  A WINNING COMBINATION

We here at SFR love the Googans.  They're wonderful people.  However they're not really the most artistic bunch.  Case in point are some photos we received that are an artistic interpretation of what will happen in the SFR vs. WNBA basketball grudge match.  A+ for effort, but a solid F- on the execution.  Of course this critique is coming from the guy who made the "71-Tarts" box so who am I to talk?


Look out below, big fella!


Not even Dan's goofy hat can stop Candace Parker